Wednesday, May 31, 2006

I know I've been bad about updating, but I'm not conscience-stricken (I almost wrote scone, croissant, and conscious!) I don't have a "real" job yet. Details might be boring. I just don't feel like writing.

Anyway, I just noticed that someone stumbled on this blog by using google to search for "girly fashion blog". I also noticed that their visit length was 0 seconds. If they ever come back, I want to apologize. I'm sorry we haven't lived up to your expectations. (Re)becca and I try to outdo each other in cheap, quality clothing.

Me: "I like your shirt."
Becca: "Yeah, it's new."
Me: "Where'd you get it?"
Becca: "Ha! Union street thriftstore, thirty-nine cents."
Me: "Oh, I prefer St. Vincent's. It's better organized, and cleaner, and it has at least a few white people, not just Hispanics, so I don't feel like I'm in Mexico."
Becca: "Me too, but St. Vincent's is more expensive."
(Here we both laugh, because we're comparing two thrift stores, which never charge more than seven dollars for a shirt that, at one time, may have cost seventy somewhere else.)
Me: "Well, you get better quality at St. Vincent's, and a better shopping experience."
Becca: "But if the clothes are cheaper, you can afford to throw more stuff away if you don't like it."
Me: "You probably didn't notice, but I just bought a very well fitting pair of jeans at St. Vincent's."
Becca: "Yeah, and how much did it cost?" (mockingly) "three dollars?"
Me, reluctantly: "Four."
Becca: "Ha! plus tax! you could have gotten those for fifty cents at the Union thriftstore!"
Me: "Well, you just wait until the third tuesday of next month, when they have a sale on all pink tags. I'm going to go and buy all the clothes I need for school for under ten dollars!"
Becca: "Yeah? Well, I'm not even going to get store-bought new clothes for school. I might even garage-sale shop!"
(we both gasp)
Me: "Well, I'm going to buy my clothes by the pound at the Goodwill Outlet!"
Becca: "Well, I'm going to scrounge through trash bins and wear other people's old clothes!"
Me: "Well, I'm going to fashion my own free clothes from paper towels, Kleenex, and toilet paper - at home, where it's free!
Becca: "I'll make my own from cement, and I'll never have to change again!"
Me: "Well, don't come running to me when people start frying eggs on you on hot days!"

8 comments:

Kaits said...

Hahahahahahaahahah! Wow, that made me laugh.....a lot.

I totally do that. I feel guilty about spending 7 dollars on a pair of pants. >.>

Joshua said...

Haha. The only problem: paper towels, Kleenex and toilet paper definitely aren't free.

Amber said...

They're free for me when my mom buys them, or I can steal them from the school. =)

becca said...

wait...did that happen?

Amber said...

uh..I don't think so..er.

Joshua said...

You mean you totally made up that conversation?

Amber said...

Yeah, but it's the type of conversation we have sometimes, so we may have said something like that in the past.

Joshua said...

I seem to be the only one here who doesn't have a profile image.