Here's some things that if I had a dollar for every time they happened, and if that were my only source of income, I would not have any money.

-Every time I ate something banana-flavored and liked it.
-Every time I walked by a lake and a steaming, cooked trout on a plate, garnished with parsley and lemon wedges, jumped out onto my head.
-Every time I've dreamed about rhinoceri (rhinocerouses? rhinos?)
-Every time I have tried to brush my teeth and failed
-Every time someone's told me "You know, you need to lose weight."
-Every time I've asked my mom to give me a backrub and she's said "no"
-Every time I've met a person named Ricardo De Micardia
-Every time I've been related to somebody named Lionel
-Every time I've been mistaken for a man

There are some things it's just good not to have a dollar for every time they happen.

If you had a dollar for every time something happened, and that was your only source of income, what things would make you broke?